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 THE ROMANCE OF A BUSY BROKER 
 by O. Henry 
 
 
Pitcher, confidential clerk in the office of Harvey Maxwell, 
broker, allowed a look of mild interest and surprise to visit 
his usually expressionless countenance when his employer briskly 
entered at half-past nine in company with his young lady 
stenographer. With a snappy "Good-morning, Pitcher," Maxwell 
dashed at his desk as though he were intending to leap over it, 
and then plunged into the great heap of letters and telegrams 
waiting there for him.
 The young lady had been Maxwell's stenographer for a year. She was
beautiful in a way that was decidedly unstenographic. She forewent
the pomp of the alluring pompadour. She wore no chains, bracelets, 
or lockets. She had not the air of being about to accept an invitation 
to luncheon. Her dress was grey and plain, but it fitted her figure 
with fidelity and discretion. In her neat black turban hat was the 
gold-green wing of a macaw. On this morning she was softly and shyly 
radiant. Her eyes were dreamily bright, her cheeks genuine peach-blow, 
her expression a happy one, tinged with reminiscence.
 
 Pitcher, still mildly curious, noticed a difference in her ways 
this morning. Instead of going straight into the adjoining room, 
where her desk was, she lingered, slightly irresolute, in the outer 
office. Once she moved over by Maxwell's desk, near enough for him 
to be aware of her presence.
 
 The machine sitting at that desk was no longer a man; it was a busy 
New York broker, moved by buzzing wheels and uncoiling springs.
 
 "Well--what is it? Anything?" asked Maxwell, sharply. His opened mail
lay like a bank of stage snow on his crowded desk. His keen grey eye,
impersonal and brusque, flashed upon her half impatiently.
 
 "Nothing," answered the stenographer, moving away with a little smile.
 
 "Mr. Pitcher," she said to the confidential clerk, did Mr. Maxwell 
say anything yesterday about engaging another stenographer?"
 
 "He did," answered Pitcher. "He told me to get another one. I notified
the agency yesterday afternoon to send over a few samples this morning.
It's 9.45 o'clock, and not a single picture hat or piece of pineapple
chewing gum has showed up yet."
 
 "I will do the work as usual, then," said the young lady, "until some
one comes to fill the place." And she went to her desk at once and hung
the black turban hat with the gold-green macaw wing in its accustomed
place.
 
 He who has been denied the spectacle of a busy Manhattan broker during a
rush of business is handicapped for the profession of anthropology. The
poet sings of the "crowded hour of glorious life." The broker's hour is
not only crowded, but the minutes and seconds are hanging to all the
straps and packing both front and rear platforms.
 
 And this day was Harvey Maxwell's busy day. The ticker began to reel
out jerkily its fitful coils of tape, the desk telephone had a chronic
attack of buzzing. Men began to throng into the office and call at him
over the railing, jovially, sharply, viciously, excitedly. Messenger
boys ran in and out with messages and telegrams. The clerks in the
office jumped about like sailors during a storm. Even Pitcher's face
relaxed into something resembling animation.
 
 On the Exchange there were hurricanes and landslides and snowstorms and
glaciers and volcanoes, and those elemental disturbances were reproduced
in miniature in the broker's offices. Maxwell shoved his chair against
the wall and transacted business after the manner of a toe dancer. He
jumped from ticker to 'phone, from desk to door with the trained agility
of a harlequin.
 
 In the midst of this growing and important stress the broker became
suddenly aware of a high-rolled fringe of golden hair under a nodding
canopy of velvet and ostrich tips, an imitation sealskin sacque and a
string of beads as large as hickory nuts, ending near the floor with
a silver heart. There was a self-possessed young lady connected with
these accessories; and Pitcher was there to construe her.
 
 "Lady from the Stenographer's Agency to see about the position," said
Pitcher.
 
 Maxwell turned half around, with his hands full of papers and ticker
tape.
 
 "What position?" he asked, with a frown.
 
 "Position of stenographer," said Pitcher. "You told me yesterday 
to call them up and have one sent over this morning."
 
 "You are losing your mind, Pitcher," said Maxwell. "Why should 
I have given you any such instructions? Miss Leslie has given 
perfect satisfaction during the year she has been here. The place 
is hers as long as she chooses to retain it. There's no place 
open here, madam. Countermand that order with the agency, 
Pitcher, and don't bring any more of 'em in here."
 
 The silver heart left the office, swinging and banging itself
independently against the office furniture as it indignantly 
departed. Pitcher seized a moment to remark to the bookkeeper 
that the "old man" seemed to get more absent-minded and forgetful 
every day of the world.
 
 The rush and pace of business grew fiercer and faster. On the 
floor they were pounding half a dozen stocks in which Maxwell's 
customers were heavy investors. Orders to buy and sell were 
coming and going as swift as the flight of swallows. Some of 
his own holdings were imperilled, and the man was working like 
some high-geared, delicate, strong machine--strung to full 
tension, going at full speed, accurate, never hesitating, with 
the proper word and decision and act ready and prompt as clockwork. 
Stocks and bonds, loans and mortgages, margins and securities--here 
was a world of finance, and there was no room in it for the human 
world or the world of nature.
 
 When the luncheon hour drew near there came a slight lull 
in the uproar.
 
 Maxwell stood by his desk with his hands full of telegrams 
and memoranda, with a fountain pen over his right ear and his 
hair hanging in disorderly strings over his forehead. His window 
was open, for the beloved janitress Spring had turned on a little 
warmth through the waking registers of the earth.
 
 And through the window came a wandering--perhaps a lost--odor--a
delicate, sweet odor of lilac that fixed the broker for a moment
immovable. For this odor belonged to Miss Leslie; it was her 
own, and hers only.
 
 The odor brought her vividly, almost tangibly before him. 
The world of finance dwindled suddenly to a speck. And she 
was in the next room--twenty steps away.
 
 "By George, I'll do it now," said Maxwell, half aloud. "I'll 
ask her now. I wonder I didn't do it long ago."
 
 He dashed into the inner office with the haste of a short 
trying to cover. He charged upon the desk of the stenographer.
 
 She looked up at him with a smile. A soft pink crept over 
her cheek, and her eyes were kind and frank. Maxwell leaned 
one elbow on her desk. He still clutched fluttering papers 
with both hands and the pen was above his ear.
 
 "Miss Leslie," he began, hurriedly, "I have but a moment to 
spare. I want to say something in that moment. Will you be my 
wife? I haven't had time to make love to you in the ordinary 
way, but I really do love you. Talk quick, please--those 
fellows are clubbing the stuffing out of Union Pacific."
 
 "Oh, what are you talking about?" exclaimed the young lady. 
She rose to her feet and gazed upon him, round-eyed.
 
 "Don't you understand?" said Maxwell, restively. "I want you 
to marry me. I love you, Miss Leslie. I wanted to tell you and 
I snatched a minute when things had slackened up a bit. They're 
calling me for the 'phone now. Tell 'em to wait a minute, Pitcher. 
Won't you, Miss Leslie?"
 
 The stenographer acted very queerly. At first she seemed overcome 
with amazement; then tears flowed from her wondering eyes; and 
then she smiled sunnily through them, and one of her arms slid 
tenderly about the broker's neck.
 
 "I know now," she said, softly. "It's this old business that 
has driven everything else out of your head for the time. I 
was frightened at first. Don't you remember, Harvey? We were 
married last evening at 8 o'clock in the Little Church Around 
the Corner."
 
 
 
 
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